A video of a toddler pushing a fallen dresser off of his twin brother is making the internet rounds. As the two-year-olds are playing in their room during what appear to be the early morning hours, they climb their mostly empty dresser drawers and pull the whole thing over on […]
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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over: Kim Kardashian Returns to Social Media
After three months of somehow restraining herself from posting any duck-face selfies or butt close-ups, Kim Kardashian is back on social media. Whether you love her or hate her, you should probably prepare yourself to see a whole lot more of her jiggly bits in your Instagram feed. The […]
A ‘Mean Girls’ Musical Is Coming This Fall So Everything Is Going to Be Fine
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by 2016. It was definitely the Regina George of years. It was a life ruiner. Last year ruined people’s lives. Well, luckily, 2017 is off to a pretty good start now that the ‘Mean Girls’ […]
The ‘2016: The Movie’ Trailer Is Here and I For One Would Love a Full-Length Film
Remember way back in January 2016? Back when we were so naive and hopeful. A time when a much larger percentage of the celebrities we love were still alive. The halcyon days of yore, when Donald Trump was still a terrible joke paving the way to our first woman president. […]
These 10 Timeless Songs By Artists We Lost In 2016 Will Help You Face Whatever 2017 Brings
According to Don McLean, February 3, 1959 was the day the music died. For many Gen-Xers such as myself, 2016 is the year the music died. We lost some truly transcendent musicians, singers, and songwriters this year. Their music stands the test of time, and many of the songs you’ll […]
6-Year-Old Mission Impossibles Her Way Past Mom’s Lock Screen And Goes Shopping
You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not fall asleep, leaving your cell phone unattended around your crafty child, I’m telling you why: Because surprise boxes from Amazon might mysteriously show up on your doorstep. Just days before Christmas, Ashylnd Howell from Arkansas did what many of […]
Crowdfunder Asks for 5 Million Dollars “Just Because”
Catherine Elizabeth Clennan of Laramie, Wyoming has asked the good people of the internet to give her 5 million dollars. The reason is unclear. According to her GoFundMe page, Clennan feels she needs to escape the war-torn oppression of Wyoming in order to fulfill her (yet again cryptic and ambiguous) dream. She […]
The Top 16 Garbage Events Fueling the Sh*tstorm That Was 2016
I think we can all agree that 2016 has been a craptastic year. Things went from bad, to worse, to are you fucking kidding me? Here are the top 16 garbage events fueling the shitstorm that was 2016. 16. Flint, Michigan Water Crisis Nearly 12,000 children in Flint, Michigan have […]