I didn’t watch the Golden Globes. I feel like I need to make that confession before moving forward. I didn’t watch the Golden Globes. But I DID watch Meryl Streep’s address to her peers and the public at the Golden Globes, and I cannot move forward with my life without […]
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Vagina Necklaces Are Here and They Are Inexplicably Popular
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama If you’re anything like me, a vagina necklace would be the gift you never knew you never wanted. Then you may also be surprised to hear that a lot of people are buying them. In fact, these vagina pendants are so popular, their creator […]
Viral Video Suggests We Tape Our Necks and We Have SO MANY QUESTIONS
By SPM Contributors A video has gone viral that features a product called Nexsey (which we assume is named after the sexy they’re bringing back to necks), “a medical grade tape designed for use as a temporary way to tighten the wrinkles on the neck.” You can watch the video for […]
26 of NASA’s Most Awe-Inspiring Photos from the Past Year
I am, without a doubt, an arts and humanities person. English and philosophy were my favorite subjects in school, and if stranded on a desert island for the rest of my life, the only 3 objects I would wish to take with me would be a good book to […]
18 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Toddlers
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Living with toddlers essentially means living under the rule of pint-sized dictators. They’re constantly screaming orders and have larger-than-life tantrums when their demands aren’t met. These tiny humans have terrible hand-eye coordination, never sleep, and live on a strict diet of toast and fruit […]
Hate the Cold? Stay Out of These Top 5 Worst Winter States Until Spring
I hate winter. Like, I absolutely loathe it. Cold weather sucks. Shoveling is a huge pain, and black ice: does anyone enjoy randomly slipping and falling and cracking their hip bone against cold concrete? (Yeah, me neither.) If I had things my way, I would live in a tropical climate. […]
Buckle Up Because ‘The Magic School Bus’ Is Coming Back!
Netflix has ordered new episodes of the beloved children’s series “The Magic School Bus,” which will begin airing soon. Those of us who grew up in the 1990s remember when PBS brought us Joanna Cole’s stories in animated form. The lead character, school teacher Valerie Frizzle, took her class on magical […]
Bluetooth-Connected Smart Hairbrushes Are a Thing Now; Still No Robot Maids
As a child of the 80s, I grew up with pretty lofty expectations for what magical inventions the years 2000 and beyond would bring. I watched The Jetsons and Back to the Future, and sometimes Star Trek when I couldn’t get my parents to change the channel. Some of the […]