LUDAAAAAA! Man, this guy does it all, doesn’t he? Although he started on the scene as a rapper, he’s also known for his stellar acting (Yeah, there are all the Fast and Furious movies, but have you seen Crash?), and we can’t forget his freestyle reading of Llama Llama Red Pajama, […]
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Walmart Is Testing Self-Driving Cars for Its Pickup Service and Anything’s Better Than Going in There
With Amazon shutting out brick-and-mortar retailers, Sam Walton’s franchise must think outside the cardboard box–starting with how Americans get their groceries. Walmart has teamed up with Waymo, Google’s former self-driving car program. They are currently testing self-driving cars in Phoenix. Those “early riders” who choose to participate in the pilot program […]
Brock Turner Only Had Sexual “Outercourse” So NBD, According To His Lawyer
In 2016, Brock Turner was convicted of three counts of sexual assault. One of those charges was assault with intent to commit rape of an intoxicated woman. Recently during a hearing in front of a three-judge panel in California’s 6th District Court of Appeal, Turner’s lawyer, Eric Multhaup, tried once […]
Doctor’s Savage Waiting Room Sign Is the Pro-Vaxx Manifesto We Need
Sunni Mariah didn’t know that when she snapped this pic of a sign in her doctor’s office in Colorado with the caption, “New sign at my Dr’s office is throwing some serious shade vaccinateyourkids,” it would go viral. But that’s exactly what’s happened, and people are both cheering and chastising […]
Fecal-Tainted McDonald’s Salads Infect 163 People in 10 States
If you’re thinking of opting for the healthier choices on McDonald’s menu, don’t. According to recent reports, 163 people have fallen ill after consuming McSalads contaminated with fecal matter in 10 states, including “Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Minnesota, Nebraska, South Dakota, Montana, North Dakota, Kentucky, West Virginia and Missouri.” […]
Ivanka Trump Dumps Fashion Line and Twitter Is Strong With the Shade
Steel yourselves, everyone. Ivanka Trump announced she will be closing down her fashion line, leaving millions to wonder, “Well, now what am I supposed to inappropriately dress the mannequins in as I’m killing time in TJ Maxx between stopping by the DMV and waiting for my colonoscopy consult to start?” […]
This Is Why Target’s Teacher Discount Sale Misses the Bullseye
If you haven’t heard, Target is holding a teacher discount sale from July 15 through July 21, offering verified educators a 15% discount on school supplies, according to a post on their website. At first glance, this announcement seems great. I mean, teachers are constantly struggling to furnish their classrooms, […]
A Pimple-Popping Game Is On Its Way To A Store Near You And I’m So Grossed Out Right Now
The world has gone crazy and apparently humanity has gone with it. For the past couple of years, pimple-popping videos have been “popping” up all over social media, and it would seem that there are people out there who enjoy this sort of thing. A lot of people. Crazy people. […]