By Emily Spence of sweetnsourmom.com Dana Bell, mother of three living outside Baltimore, Maryland, recently made a purchase of something most moms are adamant about never buying. Before she had her first daughter, Dana drove around a sporty Hyundai Tiburon. Once motherhood became a part of her life, the Tiburon was traded […]
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Code Names for Your Tampons So He’ll Never Know You’re Menstruating
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama As if being a woman weren’t hard enough, we have to cope with our monthly curse of shame. (Thanks for nothing, Eve!) And, assuming you don’t want him to leave you out of disgust, you’re probably always looking for ways to hide it from […]
Careless Mother Subject of Internet Lynch Mob After Incident at Snake Exhibit
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC- After the recent, near-tragic accident involving a child and a snake display at the local science museum, the probably careless mother of the 6-year-old girl is taking action and vowing to never make the same mistakes again. On March 30th, potentially negligent mother, Ruby […]
Concerned Mother Pens Letter to Humpty Dumpty’s Mom
Dear Mrs. Dumpty, My three-year-old son and I were so sorry to read about your son’s fall in The Book of Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes. As a mother, I couldn’t help but follow your story ever since. I am relieved to hear that your brave Humpty has made a […]
Dear Preschool Parent
By Kelly J. Riibe of familyfootnote.com Dear Preschool Parent: It is beyond thrilling that your little one will be joining us for a year of finger painting, booger eating, and circle time. And believe me, we teachers will meet your excitement with bright eyes and exaggerated speech, but only if you do […]
Graduation Season
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid With three kids in our house, graduation season is in full swing. My eldest daughter has been fitted for her tassled cap, and we couldn’t be prouder to see her get a diploma on that commencement stage tonight. We’ve walked a long and arduous road–including […]
World’s First Father to Hear Newborn Cry at Night
First time father, 26-year-old Alex Green, has doctors baffled as he has been confirmed to be the world’s first father to hear his newborn cry at night. The Green family knew something was very wrong the first night they brought their son, Vivian, home. “We read all the baby books, […]
Gyltlezz: A New Drug to Ease Mom Guilt
By Claire McMurray Do you feel ashamed every time you shower, eat, pee, or breathe alone? Do you daydream about your parenting-free days and then immediately wonder if you are a soulless hell beast who doesn’t deserve to be alive? If so, then you might be suffering from the underdiagnosed […]