By Jenny Razor Alicia Booker, mother of two, put in an application to the local Penny Saver to be a nighttime cashier after the fifth request to attend a no-pressure makeup and jewelry party at her stay-at-home neighbor’s house. Her decision to apply came from discovering that she had a […]
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National Whining and Tantrum Throwing Competition Kicks off Today
Salt Lake City, UT — The 11th annual National Whining and Tantrum Throwing Competition kicked off to immense fanfare this morning as children ages 6 months to 16 years paraded into the arena for the opening of the games. The competition will last five days, but spectators are expected […]
Mother’s Curse Realized as Woman Has Daughter “Just Like Her”
“I didn’t think it was actually possible when she uttered the words. I mean…she’s hasn’t been to church for ages, but she’s Catholic! I thought curses were old voodoo stuff,” said 32-year-old Amy Sharp, daughter of Miranda Highbottom, 52, of St. Clair Street. Amy’s daughter Mikala was afflicted by […]
Child Sucked Through Wormhole into Alternate Dimension, Internet Commenters Somehow Manage to Blame Parents
By Jean Lomas-Hamilton of this slow process Internet commenters are calling for the arrest and public beheading of a Detroit-area couple today after their 18-month-old son was sucked into an alternate dimension through a spontaneously-generated wormhole that appeared in his bedroom early Friday morning. Initial reports indicate that the inter-dimensional wormhole, […]
How I Potty Trained My Newborn in 6 Easy Steps
By Serena Dorman of Mommy Cusses Shortly after learning that I was pregnant, I decided to lead a more natural life. I traveled to the hills of Nebraska and found a large team of wild horses who took me under their hooves. I learned so much during my time with […]
Woman Arrested for Assault in Latest “Fur Baby” Attack
By Kimberly Zapata of Sunshine Spoils Milk According to a report released by the Dayton Police Department in Dayton, Ohio, two women — Dawn Stickler (29) and Kathlyn Wolf (32) — were involved in an altercation Friday inside Kroger’s grocery store. Stickler was arrested at the scene and has been charged with […]
Teenagers Unite for SnapChat Candlelight Vigil
By Kristine Laco of Mum Revised With the tragedies of Fort McMurray in the rebuilding stages and members of the community finally being able to return to see the devastation, there is one tragedy that has gone unreported. The wildfires contributed to an area internet outage which proved responsible for […]
NERF Rifle Association Affirms Opposition to Mom’s “NO GUNS AT THE TABLE” Policy
Amid growing public outcry for more stringent NERF control legislation, the NERF Rifle Association affirmed its staunch opposition to Mom’s “NO GUNS AT THE TABLE” policy. “The children in this household have a constitutional right to protect themselves, not only in spite of this tyrannical matriarchy, but from it,” […]