By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid SALEM, OR–Area toddler Sam Lee has been reunited with his mother, Whitney Lee, after spending 24 hours in a homeless camp beneath the Main Street Bridge. Sam, who has never been to a barber because his mom is too fucking precious about cutting his […]
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Mom Locks Bathroom Door, Chaos Ensues
By Julia Arnold of Frantic Mama “I…I didn’t think so much could happen in 10 minutes,” distraught mother, Donna Martin, informed police at her home at 10 am Friday. “All I wanted was a shower where people weren’t turning lights on and off and flushing the toilet. That’s all I […]
Dad Feeds Kid Pop-Tart That’s Not Pink Enough, Lives to Tell About It
By Kari of My Questionable Life It was a typical Wednesday. Charlie’s wife Sara was volunteering in the library at their son’s elementary school, which meant Charlie would have the pleasure of spending the morning with his precious and always reasonable 3-year-old daughter, Pearl. Charlie had plans to feed his […]
Mother Reads Actual Book at Park, Onlookers Suspect Financial Trouble
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Seemingly oblivious to the stares and hushed comments, local mother Ruby Grace was recently seen reading at the park while her children, Arlo and Eliza, played quietly nearby. The 35-year-old mother of two was the subject of much speculation as she sat with […]
C-Sections: The Easy Way Out
Everybody knows a woman who has a C-section is just taking the easy way out of labor and childbirth. In fact, many go so far as to say she didn’t really give birth at all. If a woman can get pregnant, she can give birth naturally. It’s science. Women […]
Mother of 3 Joins Work Force, Burned at the Stake
By DW McKinney of Critically Unhinged Abbot, TX – The air is clogged with acrid, black smoke and frenzied shouts. Today, Roberta Williams, 37, is burning at the stake. As the crowd grows in number, bystanders eagerly weigh in on the spectacle and the life of a stay-at-home mother many thought of […]
Study Links Clinical Depression to General Awareness
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama A new study has found that people who live in a semi or fully conscious state are significantly more likely to develop chronic depression. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “This 3-year study found subjects who ‘watched the news,’ had ‘conversations with other human beings,’ and were […]
Mother Throws All Caution to the Wind, Uses Coffee Mug Without a Lid
By Jenny Razor Suzanne Thompkins of Omaha, Nebraska woke up this morning having finally decided. “I don’t know what it was this morning, but something in me just said, ‘Today’s the day.’” Instead of pouring her morning (often turning into afternoon) coffee into her steel-trapped travel mug, she put it […]