By Kristine Laco of Mum Revised This is the age where passwords are numerous and the media attention on making sure your passwords are strong enough, brave enough, and downright impossible to remember is fierce. No two passwords should be the same. No kids’ names. No birth dates. No using the word vagina. There are […]
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Infant Bullied for Wearing Generic Diapers
By Kelly Hoover of Mommy Dearest, Inc. A Los Angeles family, who asked to remain anonymous for fear of retaliation, is speaking out about the bullying their 16-month-old son fell victim to at a Westside L.A. daycare last week. The family claims he was taunted, bitten, pushed and viciously drooled upon because he was seen […]
An Open Letter to the Mom Writing an Open Letter About the Open Letter She Read
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell I get it. You’re upset. A writer on the internet wrote an open letter about the dangers of helicopter parenting and co-sleeping. No way can you let that go unanswered. Especially since your ebook, “Hovering Over Baby As She Sleeps,” was just released. Besides, you let that open […]
Couples Who Lube Up with Coconut Oil Have Smarter, Healthier Babies, Says Science
By Samantha Wassel of Between the Monkey Bars According to Science, couples who opt for coconut oil as a sexual lubricant conceive smarter, healthier, and more developmentally-advanced babies. Shae D. Science, a self-proclaimed “crunchy mom,” recently conducted an independent experiment to determine what effects the popular, all-natural health remedy might have on the unborn. “The healing powers […]
Protesters Bash Booger Blaster After Series of “Really? People Do That?” Incidents
By Liv of Live By Surprise #BabyBuddhaSucks is now trending on social media after twenty-two-and-a-half month old Chase Logan Preston the Third of Metropolis, Missouri had his brain completely sucked out of his head by his well-meaning mother while using a BabyBuddha Booger Blaster device on April 10th. The child is still listed in critical […]
Angry Mom Avoids Posting Nasty Comment, Life as We Know It Persists
By Emily Ramirez of Hold Me, Don’t Hold Me An angry mom in Decatur surprised everyone yesterday when she chose not to leave a nasty comment on an article posted to friend’s Facebook feed regarding breastfeeding in public. Known for her tendency to start every comment with, “That’s just stupid,” Angry Mom has quickly made a name […]
Foot Contouring for Your Preschooler
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell Exciting news! Baby Luvs Mommy has added Foot Contouring to their menu of services. Baby Luvs Mommy provides a relaxed, nurturing atmosphere for mommies and babies to bond. Baby Luvs Mommy combines educational play with exclusive spa services, providing balance, which every mother needs to have […]
Handsome Celebs in 11-Way Tie for Title of “Best Dad Ever”
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid We’ve searched high and low for the best dad ever, but this year our judges* couldn’t name just one, so it’s an 11-way tie! Here are the best dads in the world: Who: Ryan Reynolds You may know him from: The Proposal, Deadpool Why is he the best dad ever? […]