By Jessica Ziegler, Co-creator of Science of Parenthood In order to fulfill her son’s long-held dream of operating a food truck, 42-year-old Donna Barry from Douglas County, Colorado recently gave up her six-figure salary as a Marketing Executive to devote herself full time to making that dream come true. Exclusively serving […]
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Youngest Person To Ever Appear On Hoarders
By Melanie Madamba of The NotsoSuperMom This past week a source at TLC leaked information regarding an upcoming episode of their hugely popular show, Hoarders. The youngest person ever to be featured on Hoarders is a 4-year-old from South Central Pennsylvania named Valerie Parker. Her mother contacted the show after realizing that […]
BREAKING: Tattooed Mother May Not Care What You Think
A local mother of four reportedly doesn’t give a shit about the opinions of various people who do not, in fact, have any say in what she does to her body. It came to our attention when her father-in-law brusquely commented, “People use tattoos to hide their insecurities.” [adsanity […]
12 Easy Steps To A Quinoa Christmas
By Jennifer Scharf 1. Hang a quinoa Christmas wreath on your door to welcome dysfunctional family members. 2. Trim the tree with quinoabread men! They’re gluten-free. 3. Bedazzle the house with quinoa-filled mason jar votives and quinoa-scented tea lights. 4. Break out the quinoa vodka—perfect for a long night of drinking […]
Toddler Who Refuses To Sit on Aging Relative’s Lap Terrified of What He Might Become
A preternaturally articulate toddler, who requested he be identified only as “Thor” has revealed the answer to an age-old research question of child development experts: Why do toddlers scream when placed on the laps of elderly relatives? “It’s a bloody terrifying glimpse of the future,” stated Thor, who recently […]
What Your Hair Care Routine Says About How You’re Ruining Your Kids’ Lives
By Samantha Rodman of Dr. Psych Mom Are you sick of feeling guilty about your excessive smartphone use or letting your kids play on their own (or not play on their own, depending on the social norms of your zip code)? Don’t worry, there’s a new proxy variable in town. Now, your […]
10 Things You Should Definitely Say To A Pregnant Woman
By Morgan Starr of Rookie Mommy Raising Boys If you’re in the vicinity of a pregnant woman and are having a hard time coming up with conversation, here are 10 great conversation starters. 1. You’re huge. Are you sure you’re not having twins? If a woman’s belly looks larger than you think […]
Skillful Mother of Two Finishes Coffee Before It Gets Cold
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home A spontaneous celebration broke out on East Caroline Street yesterday upon a mother’s announcement that she had finished an entire cup of coffee before it got cold. “I’m used to cold coffee, actually,” she told reporters. “I was a teacher before I had […]