By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home Scientists at the Georgeborough University School of Pediatrics have confirmed what parents have long suspected: Kids who take an afternoon nap are 78.2% cuter than their cohorts who do not nap. Dr. Shannon Poole conducted extensive research over the last five years before […]
The Williamsbrook Elementary School PTA opened its first meeting of the new year by transferring leadership from past president Anne Toth to incoming president Christine Caldera through the annual New Fire Ceremony. The New Fire Ceremony, a decades-long PTA tradition, allows the new PTA president to assume the powers […]
By Karen Johnson of The 21st Century SAHM Dear Americans, Today is a day of greatness. Our country is officially in the hands of the most intelligent, well-spoken, and humble leader we’ve ever elected. Thank goodness we didn’t even have to elect him into office, for he simply bought all […]
By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect We here at MockMom care about your teen’s safety, which is why we’ve begun a new series known as “Teen Trends,” in which we profile another stupid goddamn thing teens do that you have to worry about. First up, the minstrel orgy. Major […]
With only a few days left of vacation, Susan Scott, mother of four, allegedly snapped and flushed herself down the toilet. Her children then jumped in after her. Emergency crews are on the scene. “It was the kids. They just wouldn’t stop following me around. I took them swimming, […]
BLOUNTSVILLE, INDIANA–47-year-old Phyllis Borden, stay-at-home mother of one, dropped her son off at college last Friday and immediately returned home to prepare for her cold, lonely death, report relatives. “It’s like she has nothing to live for,” said niece Sarah Langsford. “That’s because she doesn’t,” added nephew Michael Langsford. […]
By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell Violence broke out today at a library in a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio. A room in the library used for holding club meetings was mistakenly booked for both the knitting club and the crocheting club at 7:00 p.m. on Tuesday. Gladys Blount, […]
A recent study by the Society for Gender Studies reveals that mothers of boys are more disgusting than non-mothers or mothers of girls. “There’s a big gender disparity,” says Dr. Gerald Plotz, head researcher with the SGS. Of the moms surveyed, 70% of boy moms were found to be […]