By Jennifer Oradat Bethany Jones of Atlanta, Georgia, intends to file for divorce from her husband of eight years after a chance encounter Saturday at a local restaurant with the man she calls “the most honest person I’ve ever met.” Jones, 32, is eight months pregnant with her third child […]
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Dads Against Diaper Duty Founder Moves Pillow to Couch
By Briton Underwood of Punk Rock Papa FLORIDA CITY—Frank Hansen, founder of Dads Against Diaper Duty, has officially left the bedroom. Citing his strong stance against changing the baby’s linens, his wife, Linda, issued the eviction notice Tuesday afternoon. Hansen, 38, father of one, had been sleeping on the couch […]
Local Mom Doesn’t Wear Yoga Pants, Must Be Evicted from Suburbia
By Karen Johnson of The 21st Century SAHM The following is a petition letter sent out to residents of Happy Valley, a suburban subdivision located in Yourtown, via their Home Owner’s Association. Dear Fellow Happy Valley Residents, It has come to my attention, and thus I must warn you, […]
Mom Approaches Due Date, Prepares for Maternity Vacation
By Alessandra Macaluso of PunkWife As Melanie LaSalle, employee of Startrust Networking, nears 40 weeks of gestation, she begins to pack her bags for many blissful weeks of paid rest and relaxation provided by the company. “It’s really upsetting that she gets to take this time off just because she has a […]
A Realistic Birth Plan
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Dear Hospital Staff: We understand that certain emergency or extenuating circumstances, including but not limited to a zombie apocalypse, may not allow for the accommodation of goals listed below. But if you could do your best, that’d be great. Who we plan to have […]
We Just Want to Take Your Kid in This Shed and Teach Him About Jesus (by Some Clowns)
By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect Parents, listen: All we want to do when we try to catch your eye at the county fair is take your children into our semi-permanent shed-like structure and entertain them while teaching them about Jesus. Is that so bad? Is it really necessary […]
6 Life Hacks for Accomplishing More Life Hacks
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home We all want to get more of the life hacks that scroll through our various social media feeds under our belt, but who has time to save all that time or the money to save all that money? Learn the top six hacks […]
“Pumas” Hold Open Softball Tryouts to Find Sexy Moms
By Charlie of Ruckus Girl blog HANCOCK, IL — Gearing up for the 2016 season, the “Pumas” Travel Softball Team held open tryouts to find hot moms. A sweaty Saturday night at Bob’s Blue Balls Bar & Grill set the mood for tryouts. The Pumas, formally known as the Cougars, held […]