By Jean Lomas-Hamilton of this slow process Parents nationwide rejoiced at the recent announcement of a groundbreaking new app whose creators claimed it could translate and explain infants’ cries. Unfortunately, excitement gave way to anguish shortly after Monday’s highly-anticipated release, when those who purchased the app discovered that although it was […]
In an unprecedented move that’s shaking things up in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, an Indiana mother of two is suing PBS over what she’s calling “Daniel Tiger’s disturbing and appalling lack of pants.” Katherine P. Nisphobe—or “Kat,” to those closest to her—recently spoke with our reporters about the lawsuit, […]
By Samantha Rodman of Dr. Psych Mom Meryl Kupper, a 45-year-old mom of two, disgustedly told her friends that she saw a 3-year-old walking down the street sucking on a pacifier. “What is wrong with people?” she asked as she relaxed in her kitchen, using gel pens to color in an intricate […]
By Lisa Carmody Doiron of Momologues Police got word yesterday afternoon of two children left unattended in a parked car at the local grocery store. The call came in from an unidentified Good Samaritan at 3:19 p.m. The Good Samaritan stated the children, both toddlers, were screaming and crying with the […]
In a recent study, it was discovered sales for child leashes have gone down drastically while sales for electric shock collars have skyrocketed. “What child wants a silly Mickey Mouse leash strapped to their back? Kids are way more stylish these days,” says Diana, mother of 4-year-old twin daughters. “My […]
By Jean Lomas-Hamilton of this slow process Local father Chad Thompson was awarded a goddamn medal yesterday for his widely-celebrated achievements in doing regular crap that should be the basic expectation for any parent. “I honestly don’t know how this happened,” gushed Thompson at a lavish award ceremony attended by the […]
By Gail Cornwall At 2:06 a.m. on Tuesday, July 28, Kelly Davies of Wilmington, Delaware proudly welcomed Beckett Atticus Davies, who weighed in at 8 lbs, 12 oz and measured 21 inches long. Sources close to Ms. Davies say that mom and baby are both healthy and happy with the […]
By Kelly Arnell of Why did we have to have all these kids anyway? A new study from University of Kingswell Science and Research finds that a lot of new studies are just plain stupid. The researchers at UKSR studied hundreds of recent studies, specifically in regards to parenting. They found […]