It’s officially the time of the year where Christmas movies play on every channel and overpriced toys show during every commercial. If the incessant jolly cheer doesn’t make you puke, that store-bought egg nog probably will.
Take a break and try your hand at the snarkiest Christmas movie quiz you’ll see this season.
1. Future porn bit player sticks his tongue to a freezing metal pole on a triple-dog-dare.
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2. Exuberant man-child in tights annoys Sonny Corleone with maple-syrup-flavored spaghetti and aggressive Christmas cheer.
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3. Small town family man contemplates suicide when his personal failings compound the misery of having sacrificed his dreams, but is thwarted by upwardly mobile celestial servant.
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4. Long suffering, perennially optimistic family man blacks out Chicago area power grid with obnoxious outdoor light display.
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5. Precocious, neglected child constructs booby traps to foil burglary by the man who won an Oscar that year for Goodfellas.
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6. SNL alumn realizes, through a series of supernatural occurrences happening on a holiday that isn't Groundhog Day, that he needs to become a better man.
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7. Lorelai Gilmore indulges her Santa fetish with a perpetually drunk, foul-mouthed, thieving mall Santa.
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8. Furry, green introvert succumbs to saccharin, provincial, Christmas loving mutants.
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9. Racist brothers prove the existence of white privilege, and Michael Myers's sister shows her boobs.
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10. Bullied outcast seeks Santa's help for his fellow misfits but ends up working holiday overtime without hazard pay.
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11. Executive assistant's soon-to-be ex-husband suffers foot lacerations in an ultimately successful attempt to save Nakatomi Plaza and his marriage.
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12. Overqualified mall Santa is put on trial to test his mental competence by cynics unable to believe in a person who gives exemplary service during the retail Christmas season.
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13. The Terminator travels all over town trying to find the sold out toy his son desperately wants for Christmas, instead of just overpaying for it on Ebay like a normal parent.
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14. Global warming forces magical snowman to run for his life.
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15. Rick Grimes wins his true love by performing a sappy version of INXS's "Mediate" video in a pre-apocalyptic snowscape.
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Can You Identify These Christmas Movies In One Sentence?
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