Nobody puts baby in a corner, but Finland has been putting newborn babies in boxes since 1938, and now the US is following suit. Putting your baby in a cardboard box might sound strange, but these box programs aim to lower the infant mortality rate by providing parents of newborns […]
Author: Serena Dorman
Gwyneth Paltrow Recommends Yoni Eggs, Inspires Unofficial Guide To A Blessed Vagina
In 2015, the well-known actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, sparked quite a bit of intrigue, and probably some eye rolls and a sudden spike in women visiting the ER with burnt vaggies, after raving about the practice of steam-cleaning her vagina. A thing that used to be reserved for dusty old rugs. […]
How To Co-Sleep In 2,457 Easy Steps
The term co-sleeping is deceiving AF. First, there’s the “co,” meaning jointly or mutually. What a crock of shit. There’s nothing jointly going on besides your kid’s jagged toenails taking turns slipping down your butt crack. Then there’s “sleeping.” Um, if by sleeping you mean 2-7 hours of internal […]
Mom Bills Woman $400 for Daughter’s Scribbled-On Shoes and Parents Collectively Shake Their Heads
Would you have the audacity to ask another parent to pay up for an item your kid ruined while on a playdate at their house? Well, that’s exactly what Sarah Bryan, a UK fashion designer, actress, blogger, and public figure did. Bryan has recently garnered some eyerolls from parents everywhere, […]
A Recent Study Is Trying To Ruin Our Relationship With Nutella By Citing Cancer Concerns
Say it ain’t so. An ingredient in one of our most beloved chocolatey indulgences, Nutella, is under fire after a study said it could cause cancer. But, before you un-barricade yourself from the pantry and head toward your gaggle of screaming children so you can trash your coveted jar of […]
6-Year-Old Mission Impossibles Her Way Past Mom’s Lock Screen And Goes Shopping
You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not fall asleep, leaving your cell phone unattended around your crafty child, I’m telling you why: Because surprise boxes from Amazon might mysteriously show up on your doorstep. Just days before Christmas, Ashylnd Howell from Arkansas did what many of […]
Google Autocomplete Results for “Why Do Moms?”
Google’s autocomplete feature is one that garners some handy and hilarious results. If you aren’t familiar with this feature, it’s where Google offers search suggestions based on whatever words you begin to type into the search bar. These suggestions are things that people have actually typed in, and they’re usually […]
IKEA Gives Fed-Up Parents and the Broken-Hearted on Google Solid Relationship Advice
Google. As a parent, that white search bar haloed by rainbow colors becomes your best friend. Or it convinces you that you’re dying of a horrible disease. We type our children’s symptoms in at 3 in the morning with shaky hands, looking for answers. We ask why our own moms […]