On November 14th, eight-year-old Jordan Jackson and his four-year-old sister J’Niaha were accosted at a Louisiana primary school and told by classmates to “Go back to the cotton farm.” Jordan, who is an athlete and honor student, defended his little sister while the attackers beat him until he had a […]
Author: Nikki Morris
When They Go Low, Michelle Goes High…But I Don’t.
By now we’ve all heard the saga about how West Virginia officials had the audacity to call our gorgeous First Lady an “ape in heels.” Michelle is such a class act that she didn’t even respond to that nonsense. She is, after all, famed for her admonition to her […]
These Joe Biden Memes Will Make You Laugh and Give You Life
Over half of voters in the 2016 Presidential Election came away disappointed last Tuesday, with many crying out in fear and despair over the results. America has questions: Will Trump lead us into an economic shit storm wherein the middle class will have to bail out the banks a la […]
Hey, Electoral College: F**k Off
In 2000, I voted for George W Bush. He won the electoral college, but lost the popular vote. Sure, I was glad my candidate won, but even as a right wing 20-year-old, I recognized it was bullshit. It gave too much power to a few swing states (I’m looking at […]
Doggy Maternity Shoots are Happening, and I’m Calling Bulls**t
Brazilian photographer Ana Paula Grillo has gained worldwide attention for her maternity photos–of dogs. And it is catching on. Ladies and gentlemen, just when you thought “doggy mommies” couldn’t get any more obnoxious, I give you “doggy grandmas.” That’s right–those douchebags who think that owning a canine is just like having […]
This Icelandic Beauty Queen’s Getting Lots of Attention; Here’s Why She’s Our New Hero
Let’s all examine the following Instagram photos from Icelandic beauty pageant contestant Arna Ýr Jónsdóttir for a minute and then come back together to discuss our first impressions. Exhibit A: Exhibit B: Exhibit C: Exhibit D: Ok, now that you’ve picked your jaw up off the floor and brushed the green demon of […]
Got a Weird Kid? Target Has You Covered This Halloween.
Photo: Target.com Got a weird kid? Target has you covered this Halloween. For $30, you can make your tiny eccentric’s dreams come true, transforming him/her into a funky frankfurter. Target knows that not everyone wants to go the traditional route on October 31st. Some kids march to the beat of their own […]
In Case You Didn’t Feel Old, Luke Perry Is on the Cover of AARP Magazine
Screenshot: AARP Remember every 1990 girl’s first crush, Luke Perry (aka Dylan McKay of the hit TV show, Beverly Hills 90210)? He is gracing the cover of AARP Magazine this month. The American Association of Retired Persons allows anyone aged 50 or over to be a card-carrying member. Luke is […]