By Melanie Madamba of The NotsoSuperMom Tuesday afternoon in Millburn, New Jersey, 42-year-old mother Margot Schaeffer was caught dealing “unsavory” items outside the Glenwood Elementary School playground. She was found to be selling teeth to young children who were reportedly going to put them under their pillows in an effort to […]
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How to Throw a Kick-Ass Kid Birthday Party
By Kelly Arnell of Why did we have to have all these kids anyway? So, your little prince or princess is having a birthday? Hope you have been saving up for this! Be sure to spare no expense. Take out a new credit card or second mortgage on your house […]
Modern Moms Are Straight-Up Murdering Motherhood
By E. R. Catalano of Zoe vs. the Universe Today’s moms are grabbing motherhood by the throat, holding a gun to its head, and blasting its brains out all over the playgrounds and strip malls of America. We know breast is best, infants should sleep on their backs, and to […]
Hipster Mom Admits to Liking Olive Garden, Ostracized by Community
A 35-year-old woman was trapped inside her Stamford residence yesterday by an angry mob. Malia Luft, a mom who lives in the Hartshorne Hills neighborhood, watched as protesters waved signs and demanded her expulsion from the community. “I’m shocked,” Luft told reporters through an open window. “I wish I […]
Atheist Family Hiding Behind Facade of Normalcy
Hattiesburg resident Rosalie Blackburn reports that the family of avowed Atheists next door are blithely continuing with their lives, seemingly unaware of the fiery torment they are destined to experience when Christ returns to rule on Earth. “It’s mind-boggling,” says Blackburn, who tracks the family’s daily activities through her […]
Mom, Thank You for Solving the Mystery of My Paternity on National Television
Mom, I know I don’t say it often enough, but thank you for turning to Maury to clear up the mystery of my paternity. If you hadn’t, we wouldn’t know that I was really Dad’s, and we also wouldn’t have that precious video recording preserving our family’s history. It’s […]
3-Year-Old Leaves Playground Without Hysteria, Parents Fear She Was Drugged
By Joelle Wisler of Running From Mountain Lions It was 11:00 a.m. at Shady Oaks Playground when parents Madelyn and Patrick Johnson fearfully told their 3-year-old daughter, Pearl, that it was time to go home. “It was the strangest thing,” Patrick said. “She just took my hand and said ‘OK!’ in […]
Mom Blogger Faces Intervention for Social Media Addiction
By Helene Wingens of Figuring it out… A local woman was dragged kicking and screaming from her home yesterday. The woman, Pam (not her real name) became heavily involved in social media a few months ago when she began to blog. What began as a hobby quickly turned into something […]