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Local Tween Finally Enrolls in Kindergarten

By Catherine Naja of Choking On Applesauce This will be a big year for area 12-year-old Dustin Landerson, whose parents finally decided he is ready to enroll in public kindergarten. After participating in — and, by his mother’s estimation, “rocking” — nearly a decade’s worth of preschool, Landerson will make the leap […]

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Child Goes Out to Play Alone and Survives

By Emily Spence of sweetnsourmom.com This just in! A 5-year-old girl, living outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, went outside to play, in front of her house, alone, and was OK. It was reported that the little girl took her scooter and rode around out front for about an hour. One neighbor, Jane Lewis, […]

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Build a Placenta Bear!

Tired of just eating your placenta and burying the remainder in the community garden? Well, now your placenta can stay with you forever in the form of a cuddly creation, thanks to sustainable arts company Precious Placentas. Sure, there are DIY kits that allow you to make your own Placenta […]