By MockMom

In a lengthy Instagram post, pregnant tattoo artist Kat Von D said she plans to raise a “vegan child without vaccinations.” She said it’s based on “actual research” and “educating herself.”

No word on where she got her jail-style face and neck tattoos and also no word on where she’s getting her information regarding her decision to help cause an avoidable pandemic of a virus which was previously eliminated for generations, and/or put immunocompromised children at risk by doing her part to eliminate herd immunity.

“People might disagree with me,” said Von D, “But that’s my right as a parent: to put the lives of other children at risk.”

Von D says as the child’s mother, she’s entitled to make the decisions that are best for her child, which apparently also means them not ingesting animal products of any kind.

“Not only will my child be vegan, we’re hoping to teach them to say, ‘I’m a vegan’ in sign language to annoy everyone around them ASAFP.”

Von D also mentioned her right to see a midwife and have a doula, to which midwives and doulas everywhere responded, “Please leave us out of this shit show.”