Let’s reminisce. Remember before kids when the fall back time change meant an extra hour of sleep? Ah, good times.
I remember the first year I realized the joke was on us, as parents. My toddler was already an early riser (awake by 6 a.m., sometimes 5) so in his tiny little body, 5:12 a.m. was now 4:12. And that’s when we started our day. Pretty much in the middle of the freaking night. For a week straight. And officially, that “extra hour of sleep,” like many things (happy hour, a social life, my sanity…), was a thing of the past.
Here are a few other parents bracing themselves for the joy of the upcoming time change. (On Twitter, of course, the best place to bitch about parenthood.)
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The only upside to the end of daylight savings time is that I don’t feel guilty about passing out in the dark at 4:00 in the afternoon.
— The Unfit Father (@TheUnfitFather) October 24, 2017
It won’t be THAT bad.
-lies parents tell themselves about daylight savings time
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) March 11, 2016
Losing sleep and being left in the dark?
Bring it, Daylight Savings Time. You’re just another day in parenthood.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) November 2, 2016
[adsanity id=”35667″ align=”aligncenter”/]All parents know turning the clocks back just means the kids get an extra hour to annoy you.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) October 24, 2017
Balance disrupter. Toddler meltdown inducer. Nap time destroyer. Home wrecker.
~ Daylight Savings, a memoir
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) October 24, 2017
The only way to do Daylight Savings time right is to have the kids sleep at Grandma’s house.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) March 13, 2016
What part of getting an extra hour of sleep don’t you understand, kids?
— Julie Burton 🎃 (@ksujulie) November 3, 2013
[adsanity id=”35665″ align=”aligncenter”/]Super excited that tomorrow all the clocks I never got around to changing will be right again.
— α geek (@alfageeek) March 8, 2014
I think my favorite thing about Daylight Savings Time ending is the extra hour of breaking up ridiculous fights between my children.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) November 6, 2016
My kids just got used to the new sleeping schedule from the last daylight saving time.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) March 10, 2017
I didn’t set my clock back last night and I’ve woken up one hour in the future. FYI: Still no flying cars.
— When A Stranger Mehs (@TheAlexNevil) November 2, 2014
[adsanity id=”35666″ align=”aligncenter”/]When someone without kids complains about daylight savings time I like to remind them that they can literally sleep whenever they want.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) November 3, 2016
It’s okay, people. Because here’s the good news: Now, you can spin the “Hey look, it’s dark out! Must be bedtime!” trick waaaaaay earlier.
Silver lining, my friends! Silver lining.