By MockMom Contributors
Republicans have a name for their replacement healthcare legislation and, this is completely true, it’s called the ‘World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017’. Forget the fact that we’re barely three months into 2017, to claim it’s the “World’s Greatest” seems like something they plagiarized from a 3 a.m. Trump tweet.
Here are some of the other names for their Affordable Care Act replacement bill that they chose to pass on:
“World’s” “Greatest” “Healthcare” “Plan” of 2017
Live Free or Die Hard Because You’re Poor
We Scare Because We Care
We Don’t Care At All, Actually
We’ve Decided to Stop Pretending We Give a Shit
I Can’t Believe It’s Not a Death Panel! (Because it’s actually a death panel)
Wonder No More: This Is How You Will Die
iPhone Alternative for 2017
Orange Cross Orange Shield
World’s Greatest Clusterfuck
Want Health? Get Wealth.
Bend Over and Cough
Cootie Shots Now Covered in Full!
As I Lay Dying (That was taken)
The ‘This Is More Complicated Than I Thought’ Plan
Thoughts & Prayers
Tax Credits Poor People Can’t Use
The Deplorable Care Act
United States Sickness Regulation (USSR for short)
Putin on the Preexisting Conditions
Murrica’s Healthcare Hootenany
Special thanks to the following MockMom Contributors:
E.R. Catalano, Rhiannon Giles, Anna Gracia, Jennifer Rosen Heinz, Andrew Knott, Amber Leventry, Liv By Surprise, Lauren Lodder, Crystal Lowery, and Joanna McClanahan.