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Toddler Socks Are From Hell
Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.
Beware the Toddler Craft
The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?
8 Surefire Ways to Get Your Toddler to Eat What’s in Front of Them
You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.
Living with a Toddler or Living under a Totalitarian Regime?
Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.
25 Toddler-Approved Quarantine Activities
Getting really excited by the idea of an activity and then losing interest as soon as it’s set up.
Your Toddler’s Quarantine Schedule
11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.
Winter Toddler Activities That Will Take Less Time Than Getting Him Into His Snowsuit
Decide to move to Norway. Hope everyone is willing to help get your son into his snow clothes! It takes a village and they’re into Democratic Socialism, right?