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Search Results for: toddler

Toddler Socks Are From Hell

January 15, 2021 By Sammiches Guest Writer

Who decided on the system for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because none of it makes sense, and moms need things to make sense.

Who decided on sizes for toddler socks? Are they evil? Do they want us to suffer? Because the sizes make zero sense and moms need things to make sense.

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: buying socks, clothing, frustration, Parenting, sizing charts

Beware the Toddler Craft

December 10, 2020 By Sammiches Guest Writer

The toddler craft will invade your home and take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, maybe I can send some to you?

The toddler craft will creep into your home and eventually take over every room. If you judge me for throwing 1/2 of it away, how about I send it to you?

Filed Under: Humor, Parenting Tagged With: crafts, humor, Parenting, poem, toddler

8 Surefire Ways to Get Your Toddler to Eat What’s in Front of Them

December 8, 2020 By Mock Mom

You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.

You have no obligation to cater to the unreasonable demands of the peanut gallery that you yourself created.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: dad humor, feeding kids, healthy eating, healthy kids, mealtimes, momhumor, parenting humor, satire, snacks, struggles

Living with a Toddler or Living under a Totalitarian Regime?

September 11, 2020 By Mock Mom

Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.

Previous social traditions are wiped out in order to make room for mandatory new ones.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: mom life, parenting humor, satire, toddlers

25 Toddler-Approved Quarantine Activities

May 14, 2020 By Mock Mom

Getting really excited by the idea of an activity and then losing interest as soon as it's set up.

Getting really excited by the idea of an activity and then losing interest as soon as it’s set up.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: covid-19, covid-19 humor, mom life, parenting humor, quarantine, toddlers

Your Toddler’s Quarantine Schedule

March 21, 2020 By Mock Mom

11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.

11:50 Unroll your family’s 3rd to last roll of toilet paper. Drag it through mystery puddle.

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: coronavirus humor, parenting satire, quarantine schedule, social distancing

Winter Toddler Activities That Will Take Less Time Than Getting Him Into His Snowsuit

January 7, 2020 By Mock Mom

Decide it's best to keep your toddler in their snowsuit for the remainder of winter.

Decide to move to Norway. Hope everyone is willing to help get your son into his snow clothes! It takes a village and they’re into Democratic Socialism, right?

Filed Under: MockMom Tagged With: mom life, parenting humor, satire, snow, toddlers, winter

Why I Allow my Toddler to Watch Daniel Tiger on Saturday Morning

October 17, 2019 By Sammiches Guest Writer

I let my toddler watch Daniel Tiger on Saturdays because I'm freaking exhausted and maybe Daniel can convince her to try the potty.

Yes, I will let my toddler watch Daniel Tiger on Saturday morning. Because I’m exhausted and she’ll cry if I don’t and she might let me have a second of peace.

Filed Under: Parenting

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