Sweary moms, assemble in all your unladylike glory! Moms who cuss catch a lot of flack for our dirty little hooker mouths, but research has shown that we’re often smarter than your average bear and make better friends. It’s fucking science!
If you like to drop some well-placed f-bombs, are a fan of expletives, and are an expert slinger of four-letter words, then this meme roundup is for you.
Laugh along with these 23 memes for sweary moms from sweary moms who just dgaf.
Listen, did I want to be the perfect mom who censored herself? No. That sounds boring af.
2. We’re going to Disneyland!
But, you know, our cussing can actually work as a makeshift savings plan. Bet you never thought of it that way, did ya?
3. Straight outta patience
Listen, a lot of us had good intentions once we became mothers, but then our kids learned how to talk and then all bets were off.
4. And the award goes to…
If cussing in front of your kids is the worst you do, then you deserve a gotdamned trophy.
5. At least I’m nice
Maybe we’re kinder because we cuss? That’s what I’m going with from now on, anyway.
6. A sweary mom’s go-to
“For fuck’s sake” is the unofficial signature slogan of sweary, exhausted moms everywhere.
7. The struggle
It’s not that we want to swear in front of our kids, it’s just that they are so good at making us lose our damned minds.
Before you judge me, why don’t you come take care of my kids for a day.
9. It’s statistics
Listen, we’re doing our best.
And I mean EVERYTHING.
11. I’m that mom
Unfortunately, when we drop those f-bombs, there are sometimes casualties. Sorry about that.
12. Can’t…not…say it!
Even though we cuss like sailors, we’re adults and know that there are certain situations where swearing is just not appropriate. That’s when we realize just how bad of a problem we have.
13. Unicorn moms
Not everyone is like us; that’s why finding another of our kind is afuckingmazing.
14. You brought this on yourself
You knew who I was before you married me.
15. There are far worse things
Listen, Janet, saying things like “cool beans” is much more offensive than swearing. Cut that shit out.
16. Zero fucks
The frequency with which I curse is equivalent to how stressed out I am.
As a mother, there’s a lot of things we can’t have to ourselves. Give us this one thing.
18. Squad goals
It’s how I know we’ll get along.
19. I drink and I know things
Dick is probably the nicest thing that comes out of my mouth when referring to other drivers.
20. High dollar mouth
No, I don’t mean my mouth is for hire, I just mean that…you know what? Forget it.
21. Majestic af
Behold our majesty and just let us live!
22. Two to be safe
We have limits and you need to effing honor them unless you want to experience our wrath.
23. So delicate
Oh, look, Jerry, look what I found in my dainty little lady pocket. It’s a giant middle finger and it wants to say hello!
Unfortunately, all fuckery must come to an end, and so has this post. If you know some fellow sweary moms who would appreciate this, give that share button a little tap on the ass.