As 2020 keeps on keeping on, we cling to jokes to help keep us afloat.
The world is still a strange place, full of masks, restrictions, yet a gentle relaxation of rules that’s filled the beaches and continued to cause anxiety considering the ever-present Covid-19 coronavirus. For parents, this is a double struggle, considering we have no clue what the next school year will be like, or how we’re supposed to do summer if living in an area hit particularly hard by the pandemic. This will certainly be a year we’re bound to remember, not to mention our kids aren’t likely to forget the year the world stood still.
However, we DO have humor, which at this point is the only remedy available to help with pandemic symptoms. Until we have a vaccine, I guess we’ll all just laugh like maniacs so that our faces will be too fuggin’ busy to weep. LOL?
20 of the Most Hilarious Tweets From Parents in June
1. Most of the connectors will be obsolete. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hello and welcome to adulthood. If you do not yet have several drawers in your house full of various cables, wires, and adapters, one will be assigned to you shortly.
— the Mom TruthBomb (@momTruthBomb) June 8, 2020
2. The secret is to keep nodding and say “whoa, crazy!”
If you like long, rambling stories without a point or context, then parenting might be right for you.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 19, 2020
3. YOU CAME OUT OF MY BODY, NOW FORGET ABOUT THOSE FRIES, THEY’RE OVER.
Kid: Where do babies come from?
Me: I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Kid: What happened to the rest of my fries?
Me: When a man and a woman…
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 8, 2020
4. There’s a sucker born every minute.
Last night my son asked if I'd ever heard of a pillow fight. I said I had not, so he explained the premise & asked if I would play. I awkwardly held a pillow as he gave me pointers through a smile that lit up the room. My first swing took him off his feet. He never saw it coming.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 23, 2020
5. It must be from all the practice.
Not to brag, but “2020 me” can drink “college me” under the table.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) June 26, 2020
6. The HORROR!
My son missed curfew last night so as punishment I'm making him use the phone charger that only works if you angle the end of the cord just right
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 16, 2020
7. It took awhile but we’re getting schooled hard this year.
So far this year people have had to be reminded to wash their hands, don't drink bleach, and not be racist.
What a time to be alive.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) June 5, 2020
8. Probably just life smacking me around, IDK.
Welcome to your 40's – you now live every day with at least one bruise that you have no idea how you got.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) June 6, 2020
9. Part chef, part overworn banshee.
I remember watching Sex and the City in my early 20s and believing that being an adult was a lot of drinking red wine and cooking really amazing veal when it’s really just screaming obscenities at my children while burning the dino nuggets
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) June 24, 2020
10. Jupiter’s balls do be swinging in a very Capricorn-y way.
Can someone tell me there’s an astrological reason I’m so anxious today? It’s so bad and I’d love to blame it on the position of Jupiter’s balls or something.
— Mommy Meme Jeans (@mommymemejeans) June 22, 2020
11. HOW FUN! Now hop to it, kid.
In a world of many parenting hacks, only one hack remains indisputably effective when you need a kid to do something:
"I'll time you."
— The Dad (@thedad) June 12, 2020
12. Look, I got some baggage here.
I may not have caught the virus but I’ve managed to catch a few pounds, some anxiety and a taste for social distance.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) June 22, 2020
13. Just do the thing.
I laboured for 7 hours and gave birth in a mask so I think the rest of you can wear one for like 10 minutes to go inside a store to grab a Jamba Juice or whatever you do
— amil (@amil) June 17, 2020
14. Seems heartwarming but they do need her dollars rolling into the 4th quarter.
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 22, 2020
15. Let’s just hope they don’t spring up…
My daughter just called a cemetery a person garden. I'm not even sure what she thinks is happening there.
— Broken Puppet (@java_assassin) June 18, 2020
16. Yeah, this makes sense *dusts off hands*.
Kids: *playing video games*
Me: That’s enough video games, kids
Kids: *start watching videos about video games*
Me: That’s much better
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 24, 2020
17. OF COURSE YOU DID.
[1 year into a voyage to Mars]
Kid: I forgot my shoes.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 16, 2020
18. Methinks you may be aging some, but you’re not wrong.
Is everything louder and more annoying or am I just getting old?
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) June 26, 2020
19. ANSWERS PLEASE!
Me at 1 a.m.: *reading an article on how to not scream at your kids*
Me, 30 minutes after the kids wake up: I WANT TO KNOW HOW THE FUCK THIS HAPPENED, WHEN THE FUCK, WHY THE FUCK, AND WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) June 4, 2020
20. All of a sudden she’s an economist-slash-mathematician?
My wife is pretty bad at math until she starts explaining how much money she saved at Kohl’s.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 22, 2020
Bless the funny people of the Internet for keeping us going by keeping us laughing!
Make sure to give this a share so that you and your friends can all laugh too… after all, it’s far less weird to share a laugh than it is to share… well, anything these days.