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Hilarious Tweets About How Grandma’s House Is A Lawless Land

Grandparents are many things – lovely, kind, caring, wise… and good Lord, an easy mark for our kids.

When we talk about the circle of life, we neglect to mention a pretty huge developmental stage that happens in late adulthood – the Grandparent Phase. The Grandparent Phase is when we throw caution to the wind, say FUCK THE RULES and spoil our children’s children with reckless abandon!

If you have ever sent your kids to their grandma’s house, only for them to come back acting like they were hooked up to an industrial hose that pumped sugar and bad attitude right into their greedy little faces, then you have been victimized by the Grandparent Phase. If you have ever firsthand witnessed the hardass parent you grew up with acting like a disinterested zookeeper that has blinders on when it comes to your children’s wrongdoings, then what you are seeing is the Grandparent Phase in action. If you have ever seen your parents or in-laws acting like your child’s psychotic behavior was “oh, so clever!” followed by a reward of cookies or ice cream, then you, my friend, are being slapped in the face by the Grandparent Phase.

Although it may seem like there is some foul play at work here, like some sort of brain-eating amoeba has burrowed into the head of your family member and has started to eat away at all their common sense, the truth is far more simple. They are simply following the doctrine of “Not My Fucking Problem.” However, they do love these kids with all their hearts, and love in the presence of “not my fucking problem” philosophy is a spoiled and lawless land.

And even though it seems as if our kids are the manipulators, pulling the strings of their sweet old grannies, we, the generation in between, know better. The grandparents are loving every minute, as they bask in the glory of being favorite, the true treasure of being in the Grandparent Phase.

So here’s to grandparents! May we treasure them as much as they treasure us. Despite all the chaos that comes after, we wouldn’t trade that time away from the kids for anything, and for this we thank you!

Hilarious Tweets About How Grandma’s House Is A Lawless Land

 

 

WE LOVE YOU, GRANDPARENTS!

But to be perfectly honest, we can’t wait until it’s our turn. *laughs maniacally*