May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!
Humor Parenting SPM/MM Tweets

15 Hilarious Tweets From Parents in July

Well, we’re in the swing of summer, and despite the continued state of worldwide purgatory (Covidsayswhat?) we’re coping in the best way we know how- WITH JOKES!

Usually Summer would be a difficult time with us managing our kids all day, but given the fact that they’ve been around almost ALL. FUCKING. YEAR., we’ve officially given up on any semblance of order or traditional parenting.

“What’s that sweetie? Lemme just toss this bag of Ritz at ya hun, Mommy’s calling it a day.”

This Summer is just plain weird. And not in the same way all the other Summers are weird- this is PANDEMIC weird.

I assure you that’s a whole different beast.

You’d think after all these months, we’d be a little more used to the dumpster fire that has been 2020, but nope. Everyday is a fucking struggle. We’re about as confused as the kids. It’s like the blind leading the blind here.

Not to mention that we’re having to feed these kids endlessly while also trying to keep them entertained while there’s still social distancing and a lack of resources, but I’m sure it’s fine.

This is fine.

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In the midst of anxieties regarding back to school, cities reopening, and the continuing impact of the pandemic, trying to find the humor in the everyday shitshow of parenting is a welcome escape.

At least we have face masks and freezies, amirite?

15 Hilarious Tweets From Parents in July

1. Let’s not get stuck on the specifics, shall we?

2. Wait, there’s another way?

3. *Checks self and sees a wrecked self* Welp, definitely not sane, so…

4. Smooth, seductive, an ethereal Goddess.

5. NOTHING IS GOOD ABOUT AN INTERRUPTED MORNING, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

6. Quiet? What is quiet?

7. Hot damn, you are CRUSHING it!

8. And the cup is smashed too. Godspeed!

https://twitter.com/HomeWithPeanut/status/1281327879238844416

9. The realest truth there is *screams into the void*

10. Show me the lie?

11. The pictures are cute, but most importantly- silent.

12. You can call it Summer Breeze.

13. Parenting used to be so easy, yet so dangerous.

14. Payback is a BITCH, fam!

https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1287409119771521025

15. This is 100% accurate.

Happy weird-ass Summer y’all!

May your sunscreen be strong, your sprinkler be sturdy, and your kids be happily occupied without leeching onto you every 12 seconds. Amen!