By Alison Huff of Please Stop Putting Crackers Down My Shirt
*In case you couldn’t tell, these are not real Kanye West tweets.
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About the Author
Mother of Doom and Destruction, Alison Huff is a writer who actually lives on a road named Mock; a move she felt was kismet. A contributor to anthologies and random websites that strike her fancy, she regularly writes for BLUNTmoms and on her own blog, Please Stop Putting Crackers Down My Shirt. You can follow Alison on the Facebook and the Twitter.