It’s been a couple weeks, but we’re back with the funniest people on Facebook. And hold on to your panties, too, because we’ve got some brand spanking new humorists gracing us with their presence. I loved sniffing these people out on the Book of Face, and I hope you’ll love them enough to give them a follow for more hilarity as well. Enjoy!

Timehop is such an a-hole. (Mommy Cusses)

I’m with you, kid. I don’t love it when ANYONE talks that early in the morning. (Developing Dad)

It’s that natural beauty, know what I mean? (Ashley Austrew)

EVER. Not ever going according to plan. (Did I mention ever?) (Christine Organ)

Definitely like the head of FEMA. (The Runaway Mama)

I’m thinking closer to 4 bajillion times. (Papa Does Preach)

That’s some seriously broke ass stuff. (SASSYPIEHOLE)

Whitney for PRES. (Playdates on Fridays by Whitney Fleming)

Because she’s seriously just about dead, you guys. (Perfection Pending)

Those little bastards. (Alex Nevil’s The Alex Nevil Page)

It’s like they expect us to keep them alive or something. (This slow process)