That doesn’t mean that there’s not still a sexy spark deep within my epiglottis that longs for the good old days of dating and fellating.
Tag: Sex
Spice It Up by Inviting a Pastor to Read Leviticus While You Make Love Through a Hole in a Sheet
Yet still, I couldn’t fight the beast that swelled inside me, so I did the right thing and married the man.
This Post-Sex Cleanup Product Turns You Into A Human Push-Pop And I’m Dying
This post contains affiliate links to products. We may receive a commission for purchases made through these links. This post-sex cleanup product turns you into a human push-pop and I am DYING. Not only is this splooge sponge kinda brilliant, but also the founder, Frances Tang, and her marketing tactics […]
In Regards To My Recent GoFundMe Campaign To Build A Sex Room In My Garage
The idea was simple: raise funds to transform our garage into a self-contained, locking, soundproof room.
Hilarious Tweets From People Who Are Definitely NOT Getting Lucky Tonight
So tonight was a bust (RIP), that doesn’t mean that there aren’t brighter tomorrows in store for your undercarriage.
Hungry For More Than This Adventureless Marriage
After a decade of marriage, birthing four mini-me’s, and turning into a SAHM, I am beyond hungry. Starving, actually. My appetite has become insatiable and my cravings unsurmountable. Yet, it isn’t food that I am in need of to satisfy these hunger pangs. Not in the least. I am hungry […]
50 Shades of STFU
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] OOOOH MY LAWD! Tomorrow is the big day!!! 50 Shades of Grey is finally going to hit the big screen!!! Okay, I really don’t care, but I know a multitude of women are primed to go watch this flick, and it’s very likely their significant others […]