When your baby vomits for the first time, it’s scary. He’s obviously upset because this has never happened to him before. He’s in pain from the stomach cramps. Food is clearly going in the wrong direction. And there’s no end in sight. As parents, you are upset because there’s really […]
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The Sh*t Show That Is Taking Kids To The Pool
Like families across our great land, we rang in the arrival of summer with our first trip to the pool. Remember going to the pool before you had kids? It looked something like this: Put on swim suit. Go to pool. Don’t bother with sunscreen because tan people look skinnier […]
8 Crazy Things I Can’t Stand About My Family
I am absolutely sure every one of us, including the people I am about to put on blast, has a pet peeve regarding the bodies they have to share space with. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what they might gripe about because, hey, I’m writing this. They probably won’t ever […]
Guest Post at Abandoning Pretense: How to Put a Toddler to Bed
I am over at Abandoning Pretense today talking about how to put a toddler to bed in 5 easy steps. For anybody who has a toddler, has had a toddler, or will have a toddler, I contend that this is a must see. Go check out the post here, leave […]
My Kid is 3, and I Might Kill Him
It’s a Mexican standoff. I’m braced in front of the bedroom door in the hallway, holding the handle so Ewing, 3, can’t escape. Ewing is standing on the other side, furiously twisting the knob and banging on the door, screaming unintelligibly about something having to do with him not needing […]