A mom’s worst nightmare came true recently, and it couldn’t have happened at a worse time.

While Rayena Wesson, a nurse, was busy at work saving people’s lives, she received some text messages from her husband, Bobby, which quickly turned suspicious.

Witness the power of a woman to sniff out a husband’s bullshit from miles and miles away.

WTF is this, Bobby? You had ONE job. We’re about to get pictures done. Professional pictures that cost a fortune, with carefully coordinated outfits I had to heavily consult Pinterest for. We were going to go to a meadow. A majestic meadow of barley, Bobby. BARLEY!

MYNDSUKT. You done effed up, Bobby. No one makes me sukt my own mynd. No one.

Yass, Queen. Preach.

Bobby is going for our heart’s jugular with this move. First, messing with our child’s fragile ego, and now this? Now is not the time for martyrdom, dammit.

Holy Sinead O’Connor. Nothing is going to compare to the devastation you’re about to experience when hurricane Rayena gets home. Hold my earrings.

GETTHAGFTJABR! So help me, I will GETTHAGFTJABR SO damn hard!

Wait a minute…

With a writer for a husband, we really should have known this kind of malarkey was afoot. Especially so close to April Fool’s Day.

Hahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Bobby’s prank texts to his wife, which he captioned “Sometimes Rayena leaves me alone with the baby,” have gone viral on his page, with over 168 thousand shares.

The day after Bobby’s stunt, he sweetly put out a message to his wife and all nurses for what they do. Maybe now Rayena will take it easy and put his testicles on ice before bringing them in to have her co-workers sew them back onto her husband.