By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com
Washington native Jessica Wilson says she’s evaluating most of her political beliefs thanks to a man’s comment on her recent Facebook post.
Wilson had taken to social media to tout her support of Hillary Clinton for president, a decision Wilson claimed she’d weighed carefully. Turns out, she was wrong.
“I thought I was voting for Hillary because I agree with her on most political and social issues, but I now realize that it’s because she has a vagina. And I, too, have a vagina.”
Wilson credits her best friend’s ex-boyfriend’s cousin Frank for pointing out her sexism when he commented that there could be absolutely no other reason she’d be voting for Clinton. He said she would realize what a terrible president Hillary would make if only she would do some “real research.” He suggested she check out an unbiased news source for once, leaving a helpful link to HillarySucks.com.
“Once I listened to what Frank was saying, I had to admit to myself that I was thinking with my vagina. That’s not right, and I’m so glad a man stepped up to tell me so.”
Wilson is now mulling whether to vote for Donald Trump or just spend election day playing in traffic and hoping for the best.
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Kristina Johnson is a new mom, writer, and TV producer living in New York City. She loves her daughter deeply but can admit that she wouldn’t mind if babies came with an off-switch. Her interests include books, Netflix, and coming up with snarky responses to people who ask when she’s having baby #2. She blogs regularly at thatmommylady.com.