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Lena Dunham Just Not Going to Bother Wearing Clothes Anymore

By Abby Byrd of Little Miss Perfect

Lena Dunham, creator and star of the inexplicably-critically-acclaimed HBO series Girls, has tweeted that she plans to abandon wearing clothes entirely.

Hailed as “a female Woody Allen,” Dunham, 30, has spent the last four years forcing her pasty, naked body on viewers in the name of artistic expression. According to Dunham’s publicist, while perpetual nudity may cause a publicity nightmare for the actress, it is the next logical step in her evolution as an artist.

“She’s unbelievably brave,” says a randomly interviewed feminist. “She shows that any woman can get naked on TV, even if people are covering their eyes and screaming at her to stop. It’s so empowering.”

In a recent interview, Dunham said she hopes to inspire every privileged, self-absorbed twat in New York City who wants her own $13.5 million book deal and television show starring herself and other privileged, self-absorbed twats.

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About the Author

Abby Byrd is a teacher, a grammarian, and the poster mom for existential angst. Her work has appeared on Scary Mommy/Club Mid, In The Powder Room, BLUNTMoms, Mamalode, The Good Men Project, The Reject Pile, and The Big Jewel, as well as in two anthologies. She is a frequent contributor to MockMom. Follow her on Twitter, on Facebook, and at her blog, Little Miss Perfect.