I’ve been getting the feeling that the students in one of my classes in particular think I’m NUTS. And, well, yeah? What of it?
Instead of fighting it, I’m embracing it. Because hells yes, I’m crazy! And I ain’t afraid to show it. (Press play on the video below and read the revised lyrics along with the tune. See? I’m not joking.)
Yeah, yeah
When I walk that way, students be looking like damn she cray
I teach to the text, walking down the hall in my work clothes best, yeah
This is how I roll, nice jeans on, ain’t got one hole,
It’s Ms. S talkin’ ’bout Thoreau
And like Gary Busey I’m a big weirdo
Ah… Kids, no you can’t go potty [x3]
Ah… Take this handout
Ah… Kids, no you can’t go potty [x3]
Ah… Take this handout
When I walk in the room (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Students they be laughin’ and be gigglin’ at me
I been givin’ grammar rants and I want those kids to know it, know it, know it
I’m crazy and I show it [x2]
Yeah
When I’m in the hall, I’m telling those lovers, hey kids, hands off!
And when they’re like, aww, Teach!, I’m like, yo kids, y’all actin’ like freaks
This is how I roll, come on kids, let’s learn the word “ergo”
And after that, “eschar”, students, don’t be nervous
I’m dancing, I’m singing, this is my circus
Ah… Kids, no you can’t go potty [x3]
Ah… Take this handout
Ah… Kids, no you can’t go potty [x3]
Ah… Take this handout
When I walk in the room (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Students they be laughin’ and be gigglin’ at me
I been givin’ grammar rants and I want those kids to know it, know it, know it
I’m crazy and I show it [x2]
[/nextpage] [nextpage title=”Page 2″ ]I’m crazy and I show it…
Check it out [x2]
Giggle, jiggle, squiggle, piggle, wriggle yeah [x3]
Giggle, jiggle, squiggle, piggle, wriggle yeah, yeah
Do the crazy teach
I do the crazy teach
Yeah
I’m crazy and I show it
Ah… Kids, no you can’t go potty [x3]
Ah… Take this handout
Ah… Kids, no you can’t go potty [x3]
Ah… Take this handout
Yeah I’m crazy and I show it!
Click here if you’re curious about the original lyrics. LMFAO reserves all rights and crap. Not trying to steal. Just trying to demonstrate my crazy in action.
[/nextpage]