What’s cuter than animals and babies doing adorable things?

Nothing. The answer is nothing.

I don’t know what it is about these sweet creatures — both the animal and the human variety — but they really do light a fire of happiness inside us, don’t they? (When they’re not wailing or pooping on our carpeting, that is.)

I present you with the Floating Baby Guru, posted to the KPtheBaby Facebook page on April 20.

It’s no wonder this video has been viewed almost 2 million times, liked over 27 thousand times, and shared over 19 thousand times. Who could resist?

Not only does this video of Floating Baby Guru wake our ovaries from their slumber and cause them to start shrieking for more, but it also is oddly hypnotic.

Until he gets to the meaning of life part, of course. (No thanks on the milk. We’re good. But if you threw in “wine” or “chocolate,” then we might be able to deal.)

There are no more babies in my future (I had the baby maker surgically closed for the business of human reproduction after my third child), but darn if it doesn’t make me miss the teeny tiny baby stage a whole lot (minus the sleepless nights and raging post-pregnancy hormones, natch).

Watching this video is better, anyway. I got just the right amount of feel-goods AND I know when it’s over, I won’t have to deal with a poosplosion at 3 AM.