I Just Want to Be Perfect…But I Never Will

I am so excited to announce that my latest authorial adventure, I Just Want to Be Perfect, the fourth installment in the New York Times best-selling series, I Just Want to Pee Alone, is officially live and available for purchase!

Society places so much pressure on women to have and do it all that there likely isn’t one of us out there who hasn’t attempted perfection only to reap Pinterest-worthy FAILS in the end, and that’s exactly what I Just Want to Be Perfect is all about: those moments of failed perfection, recounted in hilarious and relatable ways by some of the internet’s and print text’s most talented and funniest writers.

And me. I’m in there, too.

If you’ve ever had a trip to the salon go awry (that’s me!), gotten stuck in an article of clothing, had a failed cosmetic procedure, baked the world’s worst cookies for the elementary school bake sale, or planned a hot and sexy date night with your significant other only to have it ruined in the most horrible or embarrassing way, then I invite you to join us, laugh with and AT us, and commiserate in the joint experience that is the strive for unattainable perfection.

Curated by New York Times best-selling author, Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, I Just Want to Be Perfect is a collection of raw, honest, unfiltered, and unapologetic hilarity that will make you feel 1000% better about your own mortifying-turned-humorous attempts at being perfect.

And the best news? It’s available NOW! I’m so excited, I don’t even care that my hair looks like a bird is about to nest in it. (Side note: This actually happened to my mom. A bird tried to land in her hair. Apparently failed perfection is an inheritable trait.) Want to grab your copy? OF COURSE YOU DO.

For a limited time, I’m taking pre-orders for SIGNED (by yours truly) copies of I Just Want to Be Perfect. Even better? Add a copy of my other books — I Still Just Want to Pee Alone and Who Pooped on the Corpses? And Other Pressing Life Concerns — to your order for some seriously super savings. Or, if you prefer to get your copy ASAP, you can order directly from Amazon, too. Links for all options below!

ORDER YOUR SIGNED COPY OF I JUST WANT TO BE PERFECT (Prices are for continental US purchases. Shipments elsewhere may be subject to additional shipping fees.)

Click below to order a signed copy of I Just Want to Be Perfect — $14.99 (includes shipping)

WANT TO BUY MORE AND SAVE?

Click below to order a signed copy of I Just Want to Be Perfect AND I Still Just Want to Pee Alone — $25.99 (includes shipping)

Click below to order a signed copy of I Just Want to Be Perfect AND Who Pooped on the Corpses? And Other Pressing Life Concerns? — $25.99 (includes shipping)

Click below to order signed copies of all 3! — $36.99 (includes shipping)

PREFER TO ORDER IMMEDIATELY? GET FROM AMAZON RIGHT AWAY.

And don’t forget to check out all the AMAZING writers whose hilarity you can expect to encounter in addition to my own.

Jen Mann – People I Want to Punch in the Throat / I Just Want to Pee Alone

Bethany Kriger Thies – Bad Parenting Moments

Deva Nicole Dalporto – MyLifeSuckers

Julianna Wesby Miner – Rants From Mommyland

Kim Bongiorno – Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig – The Shitastrophy

Kathryn Leehane – Foxy Wine Pocket

Harmony Hobbs – Modern Mommy Madness

Erin Dwyer Dymowski – Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms