As if 2017 hasn’t provided us with enough WTF moments, Y/Project has now given us detachable cut-out front jeans—the most WTF pants to ever WTF.

Gone are the days of worrying about the weather. These pants are good-to-go no matter the climate.

If you want to wake up in Wisconsin and go to bed in Miami, these are the pants for you. They’re business on the bottom and party on the top.

This detachable denim nightmare isn’t even the first of its kind. Impractical denim appears to be a thing these days—a bizarre, expensive thing.

First came the completely transparent window jeans, then their weird half-brother, the pre-muddied muddy jeans—both retailing somewhere between the price of your left kidney and your first-born child.

But this time, Y/Project has upped the weird denim ante with their latest creation.

Most jeans leave you stuck wearing pants all day, but these jeans can go from booty shorts to ass-less chaps faster than you can say, what the fuck?

Need to be at the beach at 1:00 and the rodeo by 4:00? No problem. These no-pants pants have got you covered—or uncovered, if that’s what you’re into. The possibilities are nearly endless.

Never again will you worry about a bothersome case of swamp ass, thanks to the front and rear venting. The detachable jeans provide ample breathability to leave your lady-land feelin’ fresh in the sweatiest of weather.

So, next time you can’t decide on shorts or jeans—wear both! Skip the mortgage this month and grab yourself a pair of ass-out happiness from Opening Ceremony for just $425.

Thanks to Joanna McClanahan for contributing to this piece.