Most couples planning to grow a family want nothing more than healthy, happy children. But one man says his wife wants something else. According to Reddit user SmoothPalpitation1, whose viral post has since been deleted, his wife requested a sperm donor to guarantee their kids will be attractive. “When talking […]
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Santa Removes Beard, Screams, “Get the F**k Out!” At Kids’ Christmas Party
A St. Ives, England Santa is garnering a lot of attention after ripping off his beard and screaming, “Get the fuck out!” during a neighborhood Christmas event last week. The Santa Claus — who, accompanied by his “Chief Snowman,” was at a community center meet-and-greet to pose with area children […]
These Comments on Tenaha PD Drug Bust Image Will Have You Rolling
The Tenaha Police Department in Tenaha, Texas is making headlines with their December 3 raid on a home yielding “marijuana, prescription pills, drug paraphernalia, packaging materials, guns, and cash.” According to KTRE 9, the police arrested 3 suspects in connection with the crimes, all of whom are being charged with state-jail felony […]
Man’s $4,000 Middle Finger Statue in Front Yard Is Peak Savagery
What do you do when your town has been putting you through the wringer for 10 years? Why, erect a giant, wooden middle finger and set it atop a 16 foot pole in your front yard, of course. I mean, obviously. Ted Pelkey of Vermont did just that after years […]
A Look Back At The WTF Fashions of 2018
Feeling overwhelmed and exhausted by political unrest? Emotionally spent from the turmoil and stress of 2018? Take a deep breath, put up your feet and let all that shit go. While you’re at it, take a moment to enjoy some of our favorite WTF fashion moments of the past year. […]
CDC Says No Raw Cookie Dough. Anything Else, Buzzkills?
The CDC is urging people not to eat raw cookie dough or baking mixes, including brownies, muffins, cakes, cupcakes, pancakes, anything delicious really. Raw eggs and flour can potentially cause E. coli infections and salmonella poisoning, they warn, the results of which can lead to serious illness and even death. […]
“The Man in 2D” Gives Up First-Class Seat For Mother And Baby With Chronic Disease
Any parent knows that flying with children is right up there on the top 10 list of things we’d rather not do. There’s usually crying, possibly screaming, and stress. So much stress. Stress that’s increased a thousand-fold by your fellow cranky passengers who apparently have never had children or have […]
Keep Your Jesus Lovin’ Candy Canes Out Of This School, Says Principal
Yep, you heard me right. Jennifer Sinclair, a school principal at the Manchester Elementary School in Nebraska, is making headlines after sending out a memo to her staff prohibiting Christmas-related symbols. What kind of “symbols,” you ask? Well, candy canes for starters because “the shape is a ‘J’ for Jesus.” […]