In a viral Reddit post asking men what one thing their wives could do to make them happier in their marriage, both men AND women flocked to the comments to share their desires, or in the case of women, to share what their husbands said after these wives had asked […]
Recently, Gillette released an ad, seen by millions, changing their long-standing slogan from “The best a man can get” to “Be the best a man can be.” Apparently one Jiffy Lube employee missed it. For some reason, unknown to those of us with common sense, he thought it would be […]
Anyone who’s ever gone to the OBGYN — pregnant or not — has likely fretted over the condition of their undercarriage prior to inspection. And why not? If somebody’s about to go diving in your deep sea, it’s the least you can do to tidy up for them beforehand. Manicuring […]
If you’re a teacher, or love a teacher, or even know a teacher, you may have an idea why Katie Pearson, 1st grade teacher at Blue Haze Elementary School in Fort Worth, TX, cried five times the other day. You may know the load teachers carry as they fight the […]
In totally bumtastic yet unsurprising news, streaming services such as Netflix now have the capability to track accounts that share passwords across households thanks to artificial intelligence programming developed by UK software company Synamedia. In a presentation at the Consumer Electronics Show (CES) 2019 in Las Vegas, Nevada, Synamedia revealed […]
Marie Kondo’s Netflix show ‘Tidying Up’ is all the rage lately. People can’t wait to declutter and purge unnecessary stress and anxiety from their lives. I am one of them. Following her signature advice to toss that which does not spark joy, the show traces Kondo’s experiences helping families get […]
Sweet flippety fuckdragons, does Gwyneth Paltrow have a line she is unwilling to cross? Apparently not. Because it appears she’s no longer concerned with us steaming and shoving eggs up our clam salads. Now her lifestyle brand, Goop, wants us to toss our other salads, recommending we introduce caffeine into […]
Remember after having a baby when you finally got that first 5-hour chunk of sleep? Even if you woke up bursting with milk, didn’t you feel like the zombie fog had lifted? Like you could run a marathon? Like maybe you’d be a real person again someday? Well, folks, there’s […]