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The Funniest “CDC Says” Tweets to Make You Cackle Today
On the heels of the CDC’s recent announcement that they are now recommending 5-day quarantines instead of the previous 10 for people who have tested positive for COVID-19, people are understandably confused and upset. For many, this news signals that the government agency values capitalism over human lives (I mean…), […]
How I Survived Hyperemesis Gravidarum (But Barely)
Hyperemesis Gravidarum is not morning sickness. It’s a soul-crushing level of sick that makes you resent all happy pregnant pregnant people everywhere.
23 Tweets to Make You Laugh While Crying Through Seasonal Depression
Seasonal Affective Disorder typically sets in around late fall and early winter. It impacts over 10 million people and women are four times more likely to develop it than men. (And we usually watch more true crime so maybe tread lightly with us, just saying.) The silver lining to this […]
There’s Now a COVID-19 Air Detector for Your Home or Workplace
No, this isn’t the next installment of the Back to the Future franchise. There’s really a COVID-19 detector, similar to a smoke detector in your home, that can detect COVID-19 (and many other viruses) in the air. Created by a company called Poppy, this air detector is small and inconspicuous enough to […]
Mother Faces Charges After Baby’s Body Found in Wall of Home
A 25-year-old Tennessee woman is facing charges after police found her one-year-old missing baby’s body in the wall of the woman’s home. According to Chattanooga Daily News, officers visited the woman’s home last week regarding her missing child per the request of Child Youth Services. Initially, the woman told a […]
The Internet’s Mad at Chris Pratt for ‘Healthy Child’ Comment and C’mon Now
Chris Pratt is once again the target of ire after he posted a birthday tribute to his wife Katherine Schwarzenegger and included thanks to her for bringing him a “healthy daughter.” The anger arises from the fact that his son Jack, who is now 9, with ex-wife Anna Faris had […]
Florida School Says Vaccinated Kids Must Quarantine for 30 Days and OMG, WHAT?
A private school in Miami, Florida says students who get vaccinated must quarantine for 30 days afterward because apparently science isn’t their strongest subject. According to local news station WSVN, Centner Academy, which made headlines back in April for discouraging teachers from getting vaccinated, sent a letter home to […]