Buy the Books!

Believe it or not, somebody somewhere decided I was tolerable enough to put in print, and if that’s not shocking in and of itself, it’s happened more than once. FOUR TIMES, to be exact. And what’s even better? My 7-year-old son, Alister, also fancies himself a writer and has written a children’s book to boot.

Are you drunk? In need of a good laugh? On the verge of a psychotic break and/or already suffering from extreme psychosis at this very moment? Or perhaps you’re interested in purchasing a picture book written by a child for children. Then you TOTALLY need to check out my books.  Yes, NEED.

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WANT SIGNED COPIES? ORDER HERE USING PAYPAL OR CREDIT CARD:

Click below to order Who Pooped on the Corpses? And Other Pressing Life Concerns — $14.99 (includes shipping)

Click below to order I Still Just Want to Pee Alone — $14.99 (includes shipping)

Click below to BUY BOTH AND SAVE — $26.99 (includes shipping)

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Wondering what you can expect from these books?

My personal book, Who Pooped on the Corpses? And Other Pressing Life Concernsis a collection of never-before-seen-on-this-site essays that will make you roll on the ground with laughter, curse way too loudly in public, and send me marriage proposals.  Or possibly restraining orders.  Same thing.

Interested? Order a signed copy using the PayPal buttons above, or purchase your print or ebook copy from Amazon below:

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The most recent book to which I’m a contributor along with 30+ other kick ass bloggers on the interwebs is I Just Want to Be Perfect. Curated by New York Times best-selling author, Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, I Just Want to Be Perfect is a hilarious collection of unfiltered and raw accounts of failed attempts at perfection.

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Another fantastic book to which I’m a contributor is I Still Just Want to Pee Alone. Also curated by New York Times best-selling author, Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, I Still Just Want to Pee Alone is a hilarious exploration of surviving motherhood.

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The book of which I’m most proud is my son, Alister’s, children’s picture book Giraffe and Blind CatWritten and illustrated exclusively by him, this book tells the story of two pals who, with Blind Cat’s expertise, rebuild a wet robot, solidifying their lifelong friendship in the process.

Interested? CLICK HERE to get it in Apple iPad format ($3.99), PDF format viewable on any device ($5.99), softcover ($14.39), or hardcover ($28.39).

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The final book is another anthology in which I appear as a contributing writer, as do some of the internet’s most hilarious and clever bloggers. It’s called Scary Mommy’s Guide to Surviving the Holidaysand in addition to being pants-pissingly hysterical, a portion of all proceeds go to the Scary Mommy Thanksgiving Project, a worthwhile cause that raises money to help feed families in need every holiday season.

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