Sometimes fashionistas come up with designs so insane, it makes you wonder if they are living on the same planet as the rest of us. Case in point: The Shandal. I dubbed it “The Shandal” because it is a shoe within a sandal within a sock. The Shandal puts the […]
Author: Nikki Morris
Guess What? Scrotox Is Happening and It’s Exactly as Bizarre as You Imagine
In NYC and Los Angeles, cities where people have more money than common sense, dudes are having Botox treatments on their ballsacks. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: Scrotox is happening. I stumbled across the unorthodox manscaping practice in this Cosmo article. Here’s the gist: Weird pricks are getting weird pricks in […]
Streisand Blames Trump for Weight Gain, We Offer Even More Stress-Related Food Pairings
The Trump Presidency is driving Americans to the brink. Meanwhile in Twitterville, funny girl Barbra Streisand is finding the humor in it. She jokes that the insanity of Donald’s presidency is causing her to gain weight due to stress eating. So apparently stars are just like us because I’m over […]
Freckle Tattoos Are Stupid. Sincerely, a Freckled Person
Remember when tattoos were for cool people and freckles were for nerds? Well, hipsters have somehow managed to change all that. Edgy, alternative beauty queens have started tattooing freckles onto their faces. Admittedly, I’m a decade too old to be hip. To me, facial tattoos tell the world, “I aspire to work at a call […]
Oprah’s Margarita Brings All the Stars to the Yard
Well, I didn’t think it was possible, but I just got a bigger woman crush on Oprah Winfrey. Winfrey, who is currently filming an adaptation of beloved novel A Wrinkle in Time, decided to throw a margarita party for her cast and crew in honor of National Margarita Day. The stars of the […]
In Today’s Edition of WTF Products: Camel Toe Panties
There I was, scrolling the internet in all my innocence when BOOM, I saw something that could never be unseen: camel toe panties. Four WTFs later, I got to thinking about the target demographic for these. Who would actually buy them? Is there a portion of the population with a FUPA fetish I’m unaware […]
Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Special Is on Netflix and Here’s Why I’m Into It
Today Netflix releases Michael Bolton’s Big Sexy Valentine’s Day Special. The singer, whose career seemed to jump the shark in the 1990s, is making a comeback. It’s a renaissance of sorts–a Michael metamorphosis. When we think of Michael Bolton, many of us recall a Kermit-voiced, labradoodle-maned crooner who sang “How Am […]
Viral Photograph Shows Love Crossing Religious Lines
A beautiful photograph of two fathers and their children is going viral on social media, and for good reason. Chicago Tribune Photographer Nuccio DiNuzzo snapped a picture of Fatih Yildirim and Rabbi Jordan Bendat-Appell (Muslim and Jewish, respectively) protesting last week’s Muslim ban at O’Hare International Airport. The Rabbi said he […]