It’s every parent’s worst nightmare: having your young children taken away without knowing when, or if, you’ll see them again. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that this is reality for many immigrant families on our southern border. The Trump administration has issued a “zero tolerance policy” […]
Author: Nikki Morris
The Latest Injectable Beauty Trend? Nipple Fillers
You know what I wish I had? Bigger areola. I’m talking jumbo-sized saucer nips, attached to my jugs like pink beanbags. Just kidding, y’all. That’s ridiculous. No one in the world would want to plump up their nipples, except, holy shit, yes they do because it’s happening. People are injecting Restylane into […]
This Craigslist Ad for a Toyota Corolla Is the Funniest Thing You’ll See on the Internet
We’ve all driven a piece of shit car at one point. They’re practically a rite of passage. Mine? It was a 1988 Acura Integra called “The Storm Trooper.” [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] Now, before you get jealous of my “luxury vehicle,” you should know the year I owned it was 2008. […]
Swimsuit Season Strikes Again: Here Are the Worst of 2018
It’s that time of year again, ladies. It’s the time when we go through the racks of our local malls, declaring, “What fresh hell is this?” That’s right: It’s swimsuit season. And guess what? This year’s suits are even uglier and more impractical than they were in 2017. I have […]
Sesame Place Becomes the World’s First Autism-Certified Theme Park
Parents of children with autism often feel alienated when it comes to kid-centric activities. There are certain childhood pastimes in which they hesitate to participate because they are just too great a feat for children with autism. But what if there were a place little ones could play and have […]
Free-Range Parenting Now Legal in Utah. You May Be Surprised What That Means.
Utah Governor Gary Hubert signed a bill last week legalizing a controversial parenting method known as “free-range parenting.” Now, before you get out your pitchforks and accuse Utah of promoting child neglect, let me explain what this means, because it may surprise you. The bill will allow children ages nine […]
Unruly Passengers Removed from Carnival Cruise Following Brawl, Securing the Company’s Reputation as ‘The Walmart of Cruise Liners’
There is a strange story coming out of the Australian coast, as 23 passengers were forcibly removed from the Carnival Legend after starting a huge fist fight on Friday, causing the ship to make an unexpected stop in Eden, New South Wales. As it happens, I’m fresh off a different […]
New Study Finds McDonald’s Fries Can Cure Baldness (Kind Of)
Stem cell researchers at Yokohama National University in Japan have developed a possible treatment for hair loss. Dimethylpolysiloxane, a silicone added to McDonald’s fries, was used to regrow hair on lab mice. When tested on human skin cells, researchers were able to grow hair follicle germs (HFG), which are the […]