A Haddonfield, N.J. woman said she was stunned by the reaction of the woman who caught her in bed with her husband. After months of flirty email exchanges, Charlotte Martin, a 27-year-old pharmaceutical sales representative, gave into temptation and went home with her 44-year-old manager, Adam Crawford. The couple’s 30 […]
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Other Info Kushner Left Off His Security Clearance Forms
By MockMom Contributors White House adviser and suspected-vampire Jared Kushner reportedly updated his federal disclosure form several times to include more than 100 names on a list of foreign contacts after he’d already gained security clearance. Here is a list of other information that he conveniently forgot to add to […]
Woman Plays Dead to Escape Bear, Credits Years of Avoiding Sex with Husband
A Washington, D.C. woman said the years of practice she’s had avoiding sex with her husband may have saved her life. Karen Bell, who was hiking alone in Shenandoah National Park, said she played dead to thwart a bear attack. The techniques she used to deter the bear are […]
Small Child Put in Charge of Small Arsenal of Nuclear Warheads
By Andrew Knott of Explorations of Ambiguity When I found out I was going to be a parent, I got straight to work. I walked right out of my house, drove to the nearest Barnes & Noble, and asked the store attendant to hook me up with every book in the pregnancy […]
Want to Come with Me on an Egg Harvesting Date?
By Alison Block Hi ILoveD&D69! I saw your profile online, and I thought we could be a good match. Well, let’s be honest, not really a good match, but probably the kind of match that I can realistically hope for. From what I gather from your profile, you’re 42, divorced, have […]
New Mother Finishes Thank-You Notes
By Abbie Pappas of Stay_At_Work_Mom A 29-year-old mother residing in New York City has finished writing thank-you notes for the gifts received after her child’s birth, despite having returned to work last month, a source reports. This extraordinary feat was accomplished by Amy Grossberg, who resides in Midtown Manhattan. Grossberg, who […]
I’m Sorry, but Kids Really Shouldn’t Be Allowed at Disneyland
By Julie Vick of julievick.com I’m sorry, but there are some places kids really don’t belong, and one of those places is an amusement park made specifically for children. On a recent trip to Disneyland, I was trying to enjoy a day with my friends, but all the damn kids there […]
5 Easy Ways We’re Preparing Our Family for the Impending Apocalypse
By Ada Alders I’m not trying to incite a riot, spark panic, or sound like an off-the-hinges doomsday prepper, but here’s the real deal folks: if Hillary Clinton were president, I’d be fitting my preschooler for pantsuits right now. But, she’s not, and I’m not. Instead, I’m equipping my three-year-old with […]