By Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell After gaining nearly a billion followers, Jesus Christ announced the deletion of His verified Twitter account that He created soon after His return to earth 4 months ago. He created His Twitter account after becoming disillusioned with Facebook and Instagram. “When I joined […]
By S.E. White Eating at a popular local restaurant, a millennial-aged mom named Sarah said, “Forget the mortgage, that avocado toast looks amazing.” Sitting with her husband and three children, she was well aware of taking a risk going out to support the food service industry at all. After all, millennials […]
By Amber Leventry of Family Rhetoric by Amber Leventry After the devastating wildfires, crippling hurricanes, and dividing racial tensions in our country, the LGBTQ community has decided to take one for humanity. Spokesperson for the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Queer Community, Angela Gray, has announced the group’s willingness to take […]
By MockMom Contributors Drawing inspiration from the bestselling children’s book, That’s Not My Puppy, publishers have announced an exciting new children’s tale slated to hit store shelves this fall. The new book, titled That’s Not My President, is highly acclaimed and is sure to turn waning existentialism and decreasing will to live into a […]
By Marlene Kern Fischer of Thoughts From Aisle Four A local woman was heavily criticized for wearing unstylish clothing to back-to-school night at her daughter’s high school a few days ago. The woman, who did not wish to be identified, said she realized she was garnering stares as she walked from class […]
By Danielle Silverstein of Where the Eff Is My Handbook? I am a hardcore sufferer of OCD. I have spent much of my life in therapy, learning how to deal with it. I’ve also spent endless hours checking stoves, door locks, and the on/off switch on coffee makers. Let’s just say […]
By Anna Gracia of TheSnarkyReviewer.com Tired of signing up little Caitlin/Catelynne/Kaitlin/Katelyn or little Bentley for their baby yoga class, only to discover all the other Katelynnes and Bentleys in their class? Behold, the next generation of baby names that are guaranteed to be so unique, your child will never again have to […]
By Tessa Adams of FamilyFootnote Yes, you read that right. In Salina, Kansas, a life was changed by one husband’s suggestion that his wife was overreacting. Since the moment her husband Todd brought this solution to her attention, Gina Bobeck’s life has turned a strict 180 degrees. “It’s like until […]