If you’ve always suspected that organic foods were just a scam to get your money, there’s a little more evidence you just might be right. A new report from the Washington Post says that popular organic milk brand Horizon, beloved by many a bottle-chugging toddler, may not be living up to […]
Author: Kristina Johnson
’90s Kids Rejoice: Animaniacs Is Making A Comeback
Hellooooo, nurse! The horniest cartoon characters in TV history will soon be back on the small screen. Like pretty much every other show that had its hayday in the ’90s, Animaniacs is primed for a comeback, thanks to Steven Spielberg’s production company, Amblin Entertainment. Older millennials will probably remember loving […]
Report Suggests Some Sunblock Manufacturers Are Basically Stealing Our Money
Summer is just about here, and that means one thing for paranoid mamas like myself: getting ready to protect your kids from the sun like they’re vampires who will spontaneously combust the second it shines upon them. If I could safely dunk my daughter into a vat of sunblock every […]
GOP Gives Giant Middle Finger to America with Healthcare Vote
Here’s what you need to know about the American Health Care Act, passed today by House Republicans: If you have a vagina, you’re screwed. If you’ve struggled with a life-threatening condition, you’re screwed. If you’ve got a disabled child, you’re screwed. Basically, we’re all screwed. Trumpcare, which just needs approval […]
Sweet Revenge: Troll Cakes Are My Favorite New Thing
We can all agree that the internet is full of haters, right? It doesn’t matter if you’re posting a harmless selfie or a completely innocuous status update or asking a question in a group— there’s always someone ready to jump all over it and tell you why you’re dumb/bad/wrong/fat/ugly, etc. […]
It’s National Kids And Pets Day, Which Is Either Super Cute Or Totally Obnoxious
It’s National Kids and Pets Day! Did you get all your shopping done?! Just kidding, it’s not a present-giving holiday… not yet, anyway (but wait ’til Hallmark gets their hands on it). So yeah, National Kids and Pets Day is a thing now, and apparently it has been since 2005. […]
Even Fictional Characters Get Mom Shamed: ‘Girls’ Finale Delves Into the Breastfeeding Wars
If you’ve watched “Girls” at all over the past six seasons, you probably knew it was kind of a given that we’d see Lena Dunham’s boobs one last time in the series finale. But (spoiler alert?) who could have predicted that they’d be hooked up to a breast pump at […]
N.C. Restaurant Says Leave Your Kid At Home If You Want To Eat Here
No matter how much you love kids or how many you have yourself, I’m willing to bet that at some point in your life, you’ve been somewhere where the presence of a crying or whining kid made you miserable. Maybe it was a plane, maybe it was a movie theater, […]