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A Sneak Peek at Trump’s Upcoming Tweets in 2017

By Page Barnes of Your Mom’s Guide to Life

We’ve obtained a preview of Trump’s scheduled holiday tweets for the coming year:

Martin Luther King Day

Chinese New Year

Valentine’s Day

Presidents Day

St. Patrick’s Day

April Fools’ Day

Passover

Easter

Cinco de Mayo

Memorial Day

LGBT Pride Day

Fourth of July

Labor Day

Indigenous Peoples’ Day

Halloween

Veterans Day

Hanukkah

Christmas

A version of this post was first published on Your Mom’s Guide to Life.

*These tweets aren’t real in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that they’re dated in the future.

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