By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — Local mommy blogger, Ruby Grace, recently commemorated her website’s 100th follower by throwing a dinner party for her loyal fans. “God, she just won’t shut up about it,” said Grace’s sister, Gwen Williams. “Ninety of her followers are friends and family, but she […]
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Mother Agrees to Playdate Against Better Judgment
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — A distraught local mother has barricaded herself in the bathroom of a nearby Chuck E. Cheese for over an hour. Authorities were alerted to the most recent disappearance of Ruby Grace when she refused to exit the third stall from the left. “I […]
Woman Kicked Out of Trump Rally After Gun Revealed to be Yoga Mat
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Local mother and yoga enthusiast Ruby Grace was escorted out of a weekend Trump rally after the gun she was carrying was revealed to be a yoga mat. Authorities were alerted by Sharon Stiles, who says her aunt participates in yoga. “I knew […]
Mother Actually Given Those 3 Extra Hours in a Day, Watches Gilmore Girls
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — After years of having her prayers go unanswered, local mother Ruby Grace was the lucky recipient of three extra hours last Thursday. She woke to a day with 27 hours, rather than the standard 24, and looked forward to an opportunity to finally […]
Local Family Searches “Literally Everywhere” for Missing Mother
Durham, NC – Authorities were alerted Sunday night to the disappearance of frazzled mother, Ruby Grace. Last seen carrying a load of laundry to the basement, her family became concerned when dinner failed to appear as if by magic. “There wasn’t a single thing to eat in the entire […]
Mother Reads Actual Book at Park, Onlookers Suspect Financial Trouble
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Seemingly oblivious to the stares and hushed comments, local mother Ruby Grace was recently seen reading at the park while her children, Arlo and Eliza, played quietly nearby. The 35-year-old mother of two was the subject of much speculation as she sat with […]
Local Mother Breastfeeds in Public, Nobody Notices
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Nursing mother Ruby Grace was recently not seen nursing her 1-year-old son in a local department store. “We were in the seasonal department when little Arlo got fussy, so I sat down on a lawn chair and nursed him,” said the shocked mother. […]
Overwhelmed Mother Preps Kid’s Lunch the Night Before, Is Late for Work Anyway
Durham, NC — Working mother Ruby Grace scoured the internet on Monday looking for tips to help her arrive at work by 8 a.m. for the first time since her oldest child started kindergarten. Claiming she had already taken their advice of picking out her family’s clothes and gathering […]